Do you ever wonder why certain movies are simply a disaster? Are they truly garbage or perhaps misunderstood? Welcome to the main course of cinematic catastrophes that is Le Crap! Join Bri and Gio as they go on culinary misadventures of cinema, sampling the worst of the worst and finding some diamonds in the rough.

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Dish #37 – Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time (2000)
Dish #37 – Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time (2000)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio enter a whole new world of pain when they come face-to-face once again with their old pal Roger, in the time-traveling, fat-shaming, historically inaccurate "animated feature," "Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time.”

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Dish #36 - Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991)
Dish #36 - Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

On a quest for seven magical ornaments, Bri and Gio instead find a cockatoo and some very, erm, questionable CGI, with the unlicensed Taiwanese masterpiece, "Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins."

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Dish #35 - Barney's Big Adventure (1998)
Dish #35 - Barney's Big Adventure (1998)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

The Giant Purple People-Eater has arrived, and he's taking no prisoners. Bri and Gio will be combating this menace and his deadly rainbow egg, as they endure 1998's "Barney's Great Adventure."

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Dish #34 - Guyver Dark Hero (1994)
Dish #34 - Guyver Dark Hero (1994)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

The Guyver...has changed. Part 2 of the Guyver retrospective sees Bri and Gio head to the Arizona desert in search of some dy-no-mite action, with 1994's "Guyver: Dark Hero."

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Dish #33 – The Guyver (1991)
Dish #33 – The Guyver (1991)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio head down the dynamite-filled rabbit hole that is '90s live-action anime adaptations, with Mark Hamill's well-remembered magnum opus, "The Guyver."

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Dish #32 - Is Suspicious Lea (2023) The New "The Room?"
Dish #32 - Is Suspicious Lea (2023) The New "The Room?"

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio try to unravel a mystery plaguing the sublime green hills of Los Angeles, and ask themselves the question, 'What IS filmmaking?', with the judicious, nutritious, and malicious 2023 offering, "Suspicious Lea."

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Dish #31 – Cat in the Hat (2003)
Dish #31 – Cat in the Hat (2003)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

A box of horrid things? It's so much worse. A stinky pile, a horrible curse. Bri and Gio are gonna force themselves through that. With 2003's mistake, "The Cat in the Hat."

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Dish #30 – Demon House (2018)
Dish #30 – Demon House (2018)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

This episode left us really effed up. Bri and Gio agree to lock themselves in with the generals of Hell, to investigate the numerous logical, medical, and moral violations contained within 2018's "Ghost Adventures: Demon House."

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Dish #29 – Wuthering High School (2015)
Dish #29 – Wuthering High School (2015)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

On the way to a poolside masquerade ball at Thrushcross Grange, Bri and Gio get lost within the tortured, edgy, doomed "romance" of the Lifetime original flick, "Wuthering High School."

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Dish #28 – North (1994)
Dish #28 – North (1994)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio memorialize the late, great Rob Reiner the only way they know how: by watching this infamous 90s misfire, "North."

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Dish #27 – Mermaids: The Body Found (2012)
Dish #27 – Mermaids: The Body Found (2012)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Ever heard of the theory of evolution? Animal Planet certainly hasn't! Bri and Gio get hands-on with hands-down one of the single most baffling 'documentaries' out there, with 2012's "Mermaids: The Body Found."

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Dish #26 - The One with the Tier List
Dish #26 - The One with the Tier List

Join us for a very special Dish of Le Crap!

Bri and Gio mark the end of the first year of the podcast and 25 episodes by doing the basic bitch YouTuber thing of making a tier list.

Dish #25 – Santa Claus vs. the Devil (1959)
Dish #25 – Santa Claus vs. the Devil (1959)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Hohohoooooly nightmare fuel! Bri and Gio ring in the holidays with the battle of the century between the delightfully devilish Pitch and sketchy old St. Nick, with 1959's "Santa Claus" AKA Santa Claus vs The Devil.

Dish #24 – The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
Dish #24 – The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

wo weeks, two cancelable episodes! Bri introduces Gio to a world of early 2000s stereotypes and the tragedy of Tiny Tim, with the "Jewxploitation" picture, "The Hebrew Hammer."

Dish #23 – The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)
Dish #23 – The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Our dream team of Bri and Gio watch a movie about a penguin. That's it. Just a penguin. Nothing else. Please don't cancel us. “The Terror of Tiny Town” everybody!

Dish #22 – Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Dish #22 – Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

It's time to die historic on the froggy road, as Bri and Gio witness the toad-ally manic adventure of 1988's Mad Max riff, "Hell Comes to Frogtown."

Appetizer #2 – The Adjuster (2025)
Appetizer #2 – The Adjuster (2025)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

The Crap Squad heads to the local McMaple's to order up some declined health insurance claims, with the short-form, maybe-based-on-true-events adventure, "The Adjuster."

Dish #20 – Ax ’Em (1992)
Dish #20 – Ax ’Em (1992)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

In this spooktacular finale to Spooky Month, Bri and Gio venture into the terrifying domain known as Baltimore, to try and figure out what plot, characters, and dialogue are in the 1992 slasher "experience," "Ax 'Em"...or, "The Weekend It Lives."

Dish #19 – Orgy of the Dead (1965)
Dish #19 – Orgy of the Dead (1965)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Torture, torture, it pleases us! Bri and Gio sit back and enjoy (?) some truly special dance numbers, with the titillating, eye-opening experience of the Ed Wood masterpiece, "Orgy of the Dead."

Appetizer #1 - The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976)
Appetizer #1 - The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Spooky Month begins in the most glittery way imaginable, as Bri and Gio experience the insane ensemble cast and peculiar wishes of "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special."

Dish #17 – Sherlock Holmes (2010)
Dish #17 – Sherlock Holmes (2010)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Egad! Sherlock Bri and Dr. Gio Watson are on the hunt for some glitchy automatons and inconspicuous dragons, in The Case of the 2010 Asylum Mockbuster, "Sherlock Holmes."

Dish #16 – War of the Worlds (2025)
Dish #16 – War of the Worlds (2025)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

BREAKING NEWS: This movie is no good. Bri and Gio hack into the stinky mainframe of Ice Cube's god-computer, to find out what went wrong with 2020/2025's "War of the Worlds."

Dish #15 – Frankenstein Unbound (1990)
Dish #15 – Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio take a surely-not-catastrophic jaunt through the space-time continuum to encounter the sketchy, lumbering insanity of Roger Corman's 1990 monster mash, “Frankenstein Unbound.”

Dish #14 – Yellow Fangs (1990)
Dish #14 – Yellow Fangs (1990)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Gio and Bri take a much needed vacation from bad movies and explore the peaceful mountains of early 20th century Japan while avoiding killer bears in 1990's “Yellow Fangs.”

Dish #13 – The Apple (1980)
Dish #13 – The Apple (1980)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

On the search for Reverse Enlightenment, Bri and Gio make the questionable choice to experience the alleged rhythmic stylings of the BIM'd up musical, “The Apple.”

Dish #12 - Sharktopus, The Chinese One (2023)
Dish #12 - Sharktopus, The Chinese One (2023)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

He's back, and this time it's..good?! We're gonna need a bigger episode, as our brave hosts Bri and Gio traverse the dark, salty cruise ship halls of 2023's “Sharktopus” remake.

Dish #11 - Sharktopus (2010)
Dish #11 - Sharktopus (2010)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

It's shark season, as Bri and Gio dive back into the sketchy, dirty waters of Roger Corman's filmography with 2010's SyFy original classic, “Sharktopus.”

Dish #10 – Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer (1985)
Dish #10 – Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer (1985)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Oh, no! Bri and Gio ride into the rainbow-colored depths of the Hallmark vault on a stressed-out horse to experience the “plot” of 1985's “Rainbow Brite & The Star-Stealer."

Dish #9 - Scooby Doo Return to Zombie Island (2019)
Dish #9 - Scooby Doo Return to Zombie Island (2019)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Ruh-roh! Bri and Gio travel to the tropical paradise that is the Louisiana bayou to dig up a rotten, hate-filled corpse known in hushed whispers as 2019's “Scooby-Doo: Return to Zombie Island.”

Dish #8 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)
Dish #8 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Yabba dabba do! Bri and Gio have a gay old time experiencing Alan Cumming's most inspired performance(s), in the 2000 family picture, "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas."

Dish #7 - Death Kappa (2010)
Dish #7 - Death Kappa (2010)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio grab a plate full of cucumbers and their favorite J-pop album, and drive into the mountains to try and figure out the various plots of the confused 2010 kaiju offering, “Death Kappa.”

Dish #6 – Black Star and The Golden Bat (1979)
Dish #6 – Black Star and The Golden Bat (1979)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Holy Knockoffs, Batman! Bri and Gio wade through an intricate web of conspiracies to enter the bizarre, confounding, and incomprehensible ghost caves of the Korean animated “classic,” “Black Star and The Golden Bat.”

Dish #5 – The Marine (2006)
Dish #5 – The Marine (2006)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

The champ is here...and swan diving away from an explosion, as Bri and Gio swim through the wacky, trigger-happy, rock candy-infused world of 2006's John Cena vehicle, “The Marine.”

Dish #4 – Fantastic Four (1994)
Dish #4 – Fantastic Four (1994)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio leave the safety of the Storm Home for Wayward Geniuses to have a clobberin' time with Dr. Doom and the Temu Mole Man, in Roger Corman's ill-fated, unreleased “Fantastic Four.”

Dish #3 – The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Dish #3 – The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Get your spaghetti sandwiches and San Pellegrino ready as Gio and Bri explore the flavors of Rome and discover what dreams are made of in “The Lizzie McGuire Movie.”

Dish #2 – The Dragon Lives Again (1977)
Dish #2 – The Dragon Lives Again (1977)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio take the scenic route through the Underworld alongside Bruce Lee and Popeye, to witness the maniacal machinations of Clint Eastwood and The Godfather's pussy plot in the 1977 film, “The Dragon Lives Again.”

Dish #1 – Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Dish #1 – Jupiter Ascending (2015)

On the latest Dish of Le Crap…

Bri and Gio journey through the "Space IRS" and find out how much Mila Kunis really loves dogs, in The Wachowskis' 2015 Space Opera, “Jupiter Ascending.”